Those Venom Lips.

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Sophie climbing trees and shit.  (Taken with instagram)

Sophie climbing trees and shit. (Taken with instagram)

My boo, @zoroj22, made some amazing cupcakes.  (Taken with instagram)

My boo, @zoroj22, made some amazing cupcakes. (Taken with instagram)

Awesome flowers from @debertoa !! (Taken with instagram)

Awesome flowers from @debertoa !! (Taken with instagram)

Heading to Lush for the night! (Taken with instagram)

Heading to Lush for the night! (Taken with instagram)

My owl and reading obsession collide.  (Taken with instagram)

My owl and reading obsession collide. (Taken with instagram)

I wish I had eyelashes.  (Taken with instagram)

I wish I had eyelashes. (Taken with instagram)

Finally brought Lola to the new apartment. She looks hyper as shit.  (Taken with instagram)

Finally brought Lola to the new apartment. She looks hyper as shit. (Taken with instagram)